1st Spell: Ud odkh

[cantenjoysandwich]

Hello Smash Academy, it is wonderful to see you all! My name is Krystal and I will be joining your Resident Assistant staff! This is certainly a most unusual place, and I do hope to be as much help as I can be. If you are in need of assistance, you may certainly find me in AE-03! That is of course after, I , myself become more familiarized with my setting, but that shall not take too long! 

[And then she uses Saurian to private stuff to herself... 8I]

Av A homomroh sehhoskc A jun ekxoh uhnadwj nxoho A xut fuhbot m end. A nedtoh av m end koummukoj xuj rood jimmedot xoho uj nocc.

A jiffejo kxo edc nu veh mjocv ke joo aj... uxx... ke joo ak mjocv! A ucje nedtoh av xo aj xoho kee... Xmm...

Comments

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Hey, so... Where's all these dogs coming from?

First this grey dog-looking guy, and now you.

[Not that he particularly minds. He's just... curious.]

HEY HAVE WE MET SOMEWHERE BEFORE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE...

[cantnjoysammich.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we are all drawn to this place.

Which, I must correct you, I am a fox, not a dog.

I DUNNO MAYBE MAN THERES NO WAY TO TELL

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Fox, dog, they're all canines. Dogs still works fine for me.

OHOHOHO.

Call me Goose, by the way. Krystal ain't a bad name, though... kinda corny. [Snicker.] I'm the Piloting teacher and a security guard.

Ruh-oh. Someone hit a nerve.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Excuse me, but that's a pretty ignorant comment to make, buddy.

By that logic she'd be more'n justified calling you a Chimp. You're all primates, after all.

Expected better from you, considering all that went on just a couple weeks ago.

oh mai 'w'

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah, hey. I meant nothing bad by it. It's just in my nature to be a giant douchebag. Besides, I like dogs anyway. Kinda cool guys.

[He likes cute fuzzy kittens more, but it's not likely that he'd admit that.]

Didn't know I'd offend with that, kid.

Re: oh mai 'w'

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Liking Dogs is great. But when someone tells you they're a Fox, you oughta call 'em a Fox.

Well, it's pretty common sense wouldn't ya think? If I just up'n started calling you a Gorilla or a Baboon because a Primate's just a Primate, wouldn't that at least make you raise an eyebrow?

Re: oh mai 'w'

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... Good point. Wouldn't want anyone calling me a monkey.

Yeah. So... sorry about that, kid. Hey, as payback, you and Krys can call me a monkey as long as you wanna, heh. Just not in front of Matt.

Re: oh mai 'w'

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Nah. I don't think that's really right either - Just pointing it out is all.

I know you didn't mean anything by it, but it's probably a sore spot for a few folks. Apology accepted. We cool. Can't speak for the new RA however!

Re: oh mai 'w'

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I'll watch out about it next time. [Or try to. Douchery is ingrained into his nature.] 'Sides, my monkey offer still stands with Krys if she ain't happy. [Snicker.]

Good, though. Glad we're cool.

[cantnjoysammich.livejournal.com]

I see that someone has already taken the liberty to explaining it, so I will not dwell with a second opinion on the matter regarding the differences between a fox and a dog.

Pleasure to meet you, Goose. I particularly enjoy my name, thank you. A um dek mubadw vid ev eih end dumo, rik nx uho ei mubadw vid ev mado? ... Oh you are? How interesting. I may show up and witness your classes once or twice.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Fine by me.

Eh, dunno if I'd wanna call you that, so I'll just stick with Krys. Think that'll work for you? And hey, if you wanna come on by, come on in as much as you wanna. It's open to everyone.

... Wait, what was that about?

[cantnjoysammich.livejournal.com]

I am fine with that. Ahh, of course, I shall be there, then.

It... was nothing important.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Great. I'll see ya then.

... Huh. Alright then. [Note to self: look up that weird gibberish. Somehow.]